May 2012
29 posts
May 31st
Everyone I've Had Sex With  →
janizzle: crabandmonkey: janizzle: 21 male partners and not a single one went up the butt? Or came on her face? How is that possible? Not all of us use porn to direct our sex. Then you’re missing out! Teh buttsecks sounds kinda hot, but onna face sounds lame if your girl can swallow.
May 30th
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"It's like being on an island," he says.
“Everything you knew, little by little, starts to disappear. The water’s just getting higher and higher. And you find you’re the lone survivor.” It’s where we’re all going, sooner or later.  That’s my opinion.
May 30th
My 3 Current Favorite Podcasts...
…’cause I can listen to podcasts at work, suckkas… The Splendid Table Savage LoveCast Freakonomics
May 29th
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Prop 29 (California) is bullshit...
…even if you hate cigarettes (as I do), are a former smoker (9 years former!) and dislike riding the BART escalator with assholes who can’t wait to light up (as I am), and even have had a heart attack directly related to cigarette sucking (me again!). PROP 29 IS BULLSHIT.
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 21st
May 21st
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Delayed effect?
What with Donna Summer and Robin Gibb dying in the same week, I’m wondering if that ’70s “Death To Disco” movement is finally working.
May 21st
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May 18th
WHY ARE OLD PEOPLE SUCH BUMMERS
Arthritis, baby! thriftybean: crabandmonkey: I’d like to add “fuck you” again.  You know, just because. YOU”RE BUMMING ME OUT, OLD PERSON
May 16th
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I don't think I can empathize with vampires...
…because they don’t eat solid food. Only blood. And I don’t mean blood sausage. Actually, that would make an amusing episode of a Travel Channel show — a celebrity chef turns into a vampire and searches the world for the perfect blood sausage.  But, no. Frankenstein likes bread and wine (and tobacco!), and the Wolf-Man devours meat.  Dracula doesn’t even eat blood,...
May 16th
WHY ARE OLD PEOPLE SUCH BUMMERS
Oh, fuck you.  And I mean that in the bummin’est way possible.
May 16th
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Hmm, that's odd...
…the past two weeks, I’ve enjoyed movies featuring actors who share a birthday with me — Jackie Earle Haley and Harry Dean Stanton.  It feels funny because  Haley seems to me to be your generation’s Stanton (Stanton, of course, is my generation’s Stanton).  Heh heh.
May 16th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 8th
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"Giving people what you know they're going to...
…that’s soul-destroying, in a subtle sort of way.”  — I think that’s an exact quote from Tony Bourdain on this week’s No Reservations. And I have to say — NO, TONY, IT IS NOT! That’s the kind of thought that comes from someone who has NO sympathetic relationship with the people he cooks for.  That is the idea of someone who cooks to become a media...
May 8th
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May 5th
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I need to do something about my anger...
…problem is, the thing I need to do is get the fuck out of The Mission. Fortunately, it’s looking like I can do that by the end of the summer. So, Allan, how about a dinner party around August? How many guests?
May 5th
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I just realized...
…that I forgot to celebrate this Tumblr’s first birthday (on April 21st).  If you haven’t been following my Flickr activities, I’ve been making month-by-month “best-of” montages of the stuff here and posting them over there.
May 4th
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May 4th
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